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Baseball Bizarro — Part I
ADs, coaches, assignor v. umpire

Other parts in this series:
  Baseball Bizarro — Part I — ADs, coaches, assignor v. umpire
  Baseball Bizarro — Part II — A five-step program
  Baseball Bizarro — Part III — Peter ejects a coach
  Baseball Bizarro — Part IV — Buy the BRD
  Baseball Bizarro — Part V — The coach's thoughts
  Baseball Bizarro — Part VI — Take a walk in the ghetto

The title from today's piece comes from Superman Comics. I haven't read Superman Comics in 35 years or more, so I am going on long-term memory here. In Superman of yesteryear, there was a world called Bizarro Land. In that world, everything was the opposite of what we experience here on Earth. The Bizarro world was a cube rather than a sphere. Employees paid their employers for the right to work at a good job. That did not matter so much since stores paid customers to haul away the merchandise. Likewise, the sun rose in the west and set in the east; and the population slept during the day and worked at night — and on and on. Hmm, this has already crept into our world.

In Bizarro Baseball, the bases were run in reverse order, and the team with the low score was declared the winner.

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