Take my advice
he writers of M*A*S*H gave the psychiatrist Sidney Freeman what has come to be one of their most famous lines:
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Ladies and gents, take my advice:
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When things get tough,
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Just pull down your pants
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And slide on the ice.
I have no doubt that such an interesting tack in a tough situation would bring more than an adequate amount of reality.
In our umpiring world, this tough situation is more than familiar:
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