Jim Evans says

very grateful attendee and graduate from every clinic or five-week school... everyone... no exceptions... ALL of them know what Jim Evans says: "Surprise is an umpire's worst enemy!" One of Jim's educational goals (he's a graduate educator from the University of Texas) is to expose instances in a game in which an umpire can get caught with his pants down. Jim Evans' educational enemy is that singular situation named SURPRISE. He's got a patent on the phrase.

Editor's note: But maybe not a copyright.

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